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Failing to carry a conversation on a specific body part.

Me: Do you think I breathe in more air than her? *Nod toward white woman who was sitting diagonally across me in the tram*
T: What??
Me: Yeah lah, I got bigger nose than her what.
T: What?
Me: HAHAHA, do you think I breathe in more air than her ’cause her nose is small and slim?
T: Hurr. *changes topic*